Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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