marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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