Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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