Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
