Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
