I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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