fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
