This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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