Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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