Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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