so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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