I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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