remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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