Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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