Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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