week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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