Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
