so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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