Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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