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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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