It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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