Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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