If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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