Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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