he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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