question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
