Your mouth is God's brothel.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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