i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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