I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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