I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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