I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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