Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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