In the future we'll all be gay
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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