Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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