I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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