Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Alive.
So much puke
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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