Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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