Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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