I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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