You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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