Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Text me some of your sweat
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