Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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