u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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