Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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