Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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