I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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