Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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