don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
