some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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