i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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