If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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