yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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