Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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