Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Even my vagina gasped.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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